Product Overview
REDUCED TO CLEAR
Do real men condition? Well, it appears so! Here at The Bluebeards Revenge, we generally listen to our customers and try and produce the products they really want. Our legions of loyal customers kept on asking for a conditioner, and so it came to pass that we spoke to our boys in white coats and asked them to come up with a truly fine hair conditioner. One that would not look out of place in a swanky salon with a mega price tag, but also one we could bring down to earth with a bang and offered to our customers at sensible money. Directions for use: Think conditioning your hair is for girls? Well, man up and think smart! Smoothing a 10p-sized dollop of a mighty conditioner through your hair after washing as normal will have admirers lining to run their hands through it. Just leave in for a couple of minutes, rinse, and consider silky strands sorted. Might we suggest that you keep this product well away from the fairer sex? They will help themselves once they get wise to its power! We couldn't find any guinea pigs, beagles or rabbits daft enough to volunteer for product testing so we resorted to testing it on real humans beings instead. Luckily, the boys in the lab did a fine job, and all the chaps survived to tell the tale! Please be advised that one simply should not drink this product as you will be sick as a dog thereafter! If you do manage to get some in your eyes, then wash out with plenty of cold water.
